| # | Day | Date | Time | Location | Opponent | Status | Result |
| 1 | Thu | 4/12/2012 | 8:30 PM | HV1 | Stitch My Balls at Strokers |  | W 29-21, L 6-26 |
| 2 | Thu | 4/19/2012 | 8:30 PM | MM7 | Boars Head Believers at Stitch My Balls |  | rained out, rained out |
| 3 | Thu | 4/26/2012 | 8:30 PM | MM7 | Goose Pub Wingmen at Stitch My Balls |  | rained out, rained out |
| 4 | Wed | 5/2/2012 | 8:30 PM | HV1 | Carpet To Go at Stitch My Balls |  | L 28-9, L 17-5 |
| 5 | Thu | 5/10/2012 | 6:00 PM | HV1 | I'd Hit It at Stitch My Balls |  | L 30-5, L 29-17 |
| 6 | Thu | 5/17/2012 | 6:00 PM | HV1 | Bellevue Merchants at Stitch My Balls |  | L 12-10, L 14-11 |
| 2 | Tue | 5/22/2012 | 8:30 PM | MM7 | Boars Head Believers at Stitch My Balls |  | rained out, rained out |
| 7 | Thu | 5/24/2012 | 6:00 PM | MM7 | Stitch My Balls at Bubs, The |  | rained out, rained out |
| 8 | Thu | 5/31/2012 | 8:30 PM | MM7 | Stitch My Balls at Strokers |  | rained out, rained out |
| 3 | Tue | 6/5/2012 | 8:30 PM | MM6 | Goose Pub Wingmen at Stitch My Balls |  | rained out, rained out |
| 9 | Thu | 6/7/2012 | 6:00 PM | MM7 | Stitch My Balls at Bellevue Merchants |  | rained out, rained out |
| 7 | Tue | 6/19/2012 | 6:00 PM | MM7 | Stitch My Balls at Bubs, The |  | forfeit W, forfeit W |
| 2 | Thu | 6/21/2012 | 8:30 PM | MM7 | Boars Head Believers at Stitch My Balls |  | L 15-3, L 19-3 |
| 3 | Tue | 6/26/2012 | 8:30 PM | HV1 | Goose Pub Wingmen at Stitch My Balls |  | rained out, rained out |
| 8 | Thu | 6/28/2012 | 8:30 PM | MM7 | Stitch My Balls at Strokers |  | forfeit L, forfeit L |
| 9 | Mon | 7/2/2012 | 6:00 PM | HV1 | Stitch My Balls at Bellevue Merchants |  | L 2-15, L 5-17 |